Childish Cold War

The Stereotypes Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

刻板印象之歌～～～（唱詩班背景音樂）

滿久之前翻的，不知道在哪看到MAP，重新修過後放上來.......我還滿喜歡這首歌啦

因為超智障的。

這是意外找到（我個人覺得）的超讚版本>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvzBXoOWybY

I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,

So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

我一直覺得刻板印象是某種荒謬的東西

所以我寫了首關於它的歌，有點像這樣的東東

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

我想我愛你勝過日本人喜歡觸手系謎片

我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

讓我們聚在一起，活在這個有如印度女孩一字眉的世界

然後我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.

They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.

我愛那些美國肥仔，你知道他們多麼讓人厭惡

他們總是在吃漢堡，還一直拿著霰彈槍

And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.

They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.

我也愛墨西哥人，他們割我草坪的那種方式

他們每個都生一百個小孩因為不知道怎麼戴保險套

Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.

You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.

嗯哼，因為那就是他們的作用方式

你會變得和以色列鼻子一樣大

If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're

Out of control like a Chinese driver.

如果你給愛爾蘭人買了一品脫的酒

他們就會像中國人駕駛一樣失去控制

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle

Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.

我愛中東，但他們要怎麼在騎駱駝時對付那搖來晃去的面紗？

I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but

They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.

我愛牙買加人。對，他們很酷，但他們都很高，所以別讓他們捉弄你

And I love them Puerto Ricans,

Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.

而且我也愛波多黎各人，就算他們一星期只洗一次屁股

I'm just joking. If you didn't know then

You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

我只是在開玩笑。要是你不知道的話，

好像就有點太慢，而你一定是從波蘭來的

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

我想我愛你勝過日本人喜歡觸手系謎片

我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

讓我們聚在一起，活在這個世界有如印度女孩的一字眉

然後我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell

噢耶！讓我聽到你的大喊

If you love the outback redneck Australians,

And the crooked teeth of an English dude

如果你愛內陸鄉巴佬澳洲人，還有英國佬的滿口歪牙

Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.

或者那些覺得自己很滑順的詭異義大利人

And how could anyone hate the French.

Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.

還有怎麼可能有人會討厭法國人

對，我知道他們毛髮茂密的婦女不會刮腋毛

Brazilian girls is what you want,

Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

巴西女孩就是你要的那種，用那大屁屁在鎮上走來走去

I love Africans, but hold up a second.

National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.

Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.

我喜歡非洲人，但等一下下

國家地理雜誌說他們都保持全裸

垂乳越晃越低，他們對自己的衣服做了什麼

They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.

消失了就像吸食古柯鹼的哥倫比亞人的鼻子

Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,

Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.

噢喔！他們都在我的清單上

即便俄羅斯人把伏特加當早餐喝

They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,

Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

這些是刻板印象，要是你相信他們

那你的腦袋就和韓國人的ㄐㄐ一樣小

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

我想我愛你勝過日本人喜歡觸手系謎片

我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

讓我們聚在一起，活在這個世界有如印度女孩的一字眉

然後我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.

(repeat 8x)

我愛蘇格蘭人雖說他們X綿羊

(重複8次)

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

我想我愛你勝過日本人喜歡觸手系謎片

我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

讓我們聚在一起，活在這個世界有如印度女孩的一字眉

然後我們應該為了這些刻板印象跳跳跳舞

＊囉嗦的補充和附註＊

stereotypes指鉛板，也有刻板印象的意思。加er或ist都是指鑄版工人，不要亂用呦。

1. tentacle porn觸手系謎片，由日本人發明出來的東西，基本上就是把男性生殖器官替換成觸手類的生物。動畫裡很常見的（笑）

2. 波多黎各是美國的自由邦之一（境外領土），欠錢欠債一屁股然後開始賭爛要不要成為美國的第五十一州。不是國家喔。

3. ba-dunk-a-dunk豐腴的肉肉屁屁，也有人說是拍打女性屁股時震動約兩秒左右時的聲音。反義詞是ba-dink-a-dink，小巧可愛的小屁股。

4. hump駝峰，當動詞是指使...隆起或辦運某物。hump sheep這詞我找了很久，呃，自己用英文去google找圖吧。深淵會告訴你一切解答的。

(以下自行反白)

hump在口語中也有粗暴的性愛的意思，特別是指大力摩擦或隔著衣服做的這種感覺。在一部很謎但有很多好用單字的電影介紹裡找到的.......不是我不給連結是不知為何找不到了。